12. Room considered "Deluxe" ... one per floor
11. Curtains are extremely fire retardant i.e, plastic.
10. Exercise facility located on each level. Just look for ancient air dyne bike on Faux bear skin rug next to elevator, facing blank wall.
9.. After staff turns down bedding, yellow shag bath mat appears next to bed with one pair of plastic slippers.
8. Karaoke bar lined with red shag carpet.
7. Two Chinese women for each male......or more ....REALLY!
6. Environmental air quality passes even with smoke in the air.
5. Air Conditioner fan louder than a lawn mower.
4. Mysterious stains on carpet in multiple places.
3. Display of "Happy Trip" pamphlet with vibrating condoms for sale.
2. Lobby adorned with massive bouquets of dusty pink plastic roses.
1. Soiled, three foot stuffed dolphin on end of bed ????????????
(wife refuses to touch it)
2 comments:
Poor Rene...I know what is like to have to much heat...that happened to me on a fishing boat in FL. It is so overwhelming...your body just kinda colapses!! Glad you were able to get cooled down and continue on. I love hearing about all the fasinating places you have been and interesting foods you are eating but...sounds like your hotel was a pretty scary place!! I don't blame you for seeking out another place to stay...I would have done the same thing...Marty would have too...gross!! It will be fun for you Lynn to come home and be see John and Erin's place after they are pretty settled in.
Have a safe return to NE. Can't wait to hear a longer and more detailed version of your trip.
Cindy
No wonder Todd liked that hotel the last time he traveled to China.
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